DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport has had a large amounts of delays due in part to the jet plane shortage, as well as the jet fuel shortage.
Detroit Metro Airport spokesperson Jessica F. Wackowitz, 42, stated that there are also several reasons for the increase in delays.
She added that the peanut and pretzel shortage has resulted in some planes having to wait for the peanut and pretzel trucks for as much as an hour and twenty-five minutes.
Another issue is the fact that several of the major airlines including Southwest, Delta, American, Jet Blue, and Trans-Central America are replacing things like windshield wipers, aisle drink and food trays, towel dispensers in the bathrooms, and condom machines. ■
