WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by News Blues reporter, Velveeta Maracas, that the US has made it abundantly clear to France that they will no longer import anymore of their French Ticklers (sex toys).
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that the reason is France’s failure to make even one payment on the $17 trillion that the “White Flag Country” owes the US going all the way back to World War II (79 years).
As VP Harris so expertly put it, if it had not been for American military personnel the French people right now would be speaking German, eating German food, and singing German polkas.
The very popular vice-president went on to add that the US Department of Imports is now looking into possibly importing French Fries from Finland, which are called Finnish Fries, and which taste just as good as those from France. ■
