YELLOW ICE, North Dakota – (Satire News) – President Trump is continuing to reject Dr. Fauci’s suggestion, and is still holding his campaign hate rallies with only about 7 people wearing masks.
Trump has told his crowd that, since he has already had the Coronavirus, the odds of him not getting it again, are better than the odds of Don Lemon suddenly becoming straight.
POTUS has told his boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he will be borrowing $50 million from the United States Treasury to boost his chances of being re-elected.
Trump wanted to let all of the taxpayers know - especially the Democrat taxpayers - that what he is doing is perfectly legal, as per his personal attorney, Bill Barr.
The President has said that he is tired of the Democrats focusing on the Coronavirus pandemic, instead of trying to find tax loopholes for humongous companies.
He went on to add that he promises the entire nation that he will personally eliminate COVID-19, two days after he is re-elected.
