London, UK - A pub named after Prince Andrew has been described as a crappy watering hole by a witness in the NYC Jeffrey Epstein case.
The litigant said The Duke of York in London’s Barking, Isle of Dogs, was a real shithole just like the eponymous princeling who features in the pervy RIP financier lawsuit.
“Maybe that’s why they named it after him,” she told the Spoof website’s royalty correspondent, currently in New York covering the case.
His Highness of York, as Barking folk call him, is accused of hiding behind his Mommy’s tiara to protect him from prosecution of horrible, underage stuff.
Last week royal maternal instincts went completely overboard with a blanket Palace denial about the Darling Boy’s suspected crappiness.
That’s something that regulars in the pub’s saloon bar suspect might soon be tested with a grand jury subpoena.
Or some other heavyweight legal shit.
