Google today agreed to adjust their Algorithm for their search engine to search for positive Trump stories. White house officials have been invited to observe this change and the technical aspects were explained to them, so they could understand.
"In simple terms, we are looking for anything that says something positive in terms of adjectives or favorable sounding headlines. Unfortunately there are a good deal of people using something called "sarcasm" with regard to Mr Trump and unfortunately even the best AI (Artificial Intelligence) still can have difficulty with people saying something nice when they actually just called him a "bastard".
"So we just completed the overhaul and the breakdown of the search results for the search "Donald J. Trump" brings up the following headlines, large from a website called The Spoof:
Google Agrees To Adjust Algorithm To Fin Positive Trump Stories
Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani: Truth isn't truth and Trump isn't Trump
CIA Plotting Overthrow of Trump?
Trump pardons Paul Manafort, appoints him Secretary of the Treasury!
How A Pardoned Trump Will Stay On As President
Trump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him
Donald Trump Now Pecker-less After National Enquirer Publisher Takes Immunity Deal
David Pecker of the National Enquirer Rose to the Occasion For Trump Many Times
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President Trump Eaten Alive By Gang Of Rabid Squirrels
White House officials mumbled and looked rejected, then left the meeting vowing to complete their "own research" on the topic and have promised to get back with Google later in the year.
