BILLINGSGATE POST: Whether you wish to call him by his baptized name, Bruce, or by her Irish name, Caitlyn, be assured that Jenner will profit from it. After his revealing pose on the cover of Vanity Fair, for which he received untold millions, Jenner is now marketing a completely reversible bracelet with WWCD (What Would Caitlyn Do) on one side and WWBD (What Would Bruce Do) on the other.
Do what? It all depends on how you feel that day. Let's say Caitlyn is at the beach wearing her revealing Esther William's vintage 1956 swimsuit, and some stud looking like Johnny Weissmuller drops in wearing a slinky Speedo. What to do? Not knowing whether this guy goes both ways, you have a virtual dilemma. No problemo! You revert back to the bracelet and ask whatever side is up, the big question.
Let's say the WWCD side is up: You have two options; have him drop his shorts and either give him a air start or let him bugger you.
Lets say the WWBD side is up: Again, you have the same two options; either give him an air start or let him bugger you.
Hardly a Hobson's choice, a choice in which only one option is available. But close enough to make the bracelet extremely valuable for those who have trouble making decisions.
Looks like another marketing goldmine for Jenner.
