Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

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Saturday, 24 January 2015

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Obama Skypes With Porn Star, Buster Hymen

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen. The interview included queries about his favorite movie, what he wanted to be growing up, and what superpower he would like to possess.

The answers: "40 Gays in 40 Knights", "Female Body Inspector" and either flying or the ability to speak any language (which the president admitted wasn't really a superpower, and wouldn't "make a really good porn movie - it's not that exciting.")

Obama, who did the Skype gig after taking traditional trips to Idaho and Kansas after Tuesday's State of the Union address, sought to reach audiences beyond the traditional media, especially young people.

"This is the power of what adult entertainment is all about," Obama told his porn-star questioner after a session at the White House that lasted about 45 minutes.

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