House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla.
"He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares".
Cantor went on to tell Robbins that he often "wet the bed" or had "wet dreams" after a full weekend Godzilla marathon back in the 1990's. "I was sooo high that weekend" Cantor recalled. "All I can remember is that roaring and buildings crashing".
The well known Jewish Neo-Con has made a few roars himself on the House floor, calling the President every name in the book and taking the term "Douche Bag" to new heights. "I know Godzilla is to blame for my fringe views and fear of anything non white".
Cantor also said he has a hard time being around Japanese people in times of stress. "The Japanses are like magnets for disaster" Cantor stated, "I stay as far away from them as possible". When asked if he would be seeing the new Godzilla out in theaters today, Cantor closed his eyes and shook his head no before vomiting on himself and running away to the magazine's mens room.
