Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 26 June 2023

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"Having seen a photo of Miss Hunsucker, I do say she is quite yummy." - KING CHARLES III.

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye, much like his womanizing uncle Prince Andrew, is denying rumors that he and a very popular pole dancer were spotted holding hands at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club" in Soho.

The dancer who greatly resembles Britney Spears, has been identified as Fawn JoJo Hunsucker, 26, whose vital stats are 38D-24-36.

Meanwhile Wils has said that he does not really care for blondes, and even less for blondes who have big, erotic, sensuous, kissable tits like Miss Hunsucker.

An eyewitness, who also is a pole dancer at "The 'Ello Mate Strip Club," said that the prince was wearing a name tag that read "Hi, I'm Prince William."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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