Couple interested in the life of an extra on Emmerdale

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 12 February 2023

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I love a man in a good cagoule

Although a lot is probably happening in Emmerdale at the moment, couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson seem to be spending more time thinking about an extra who has been seen in the Woolpack and in the cafe more than they have thought about the latest long-lost Dingle family member turning up.

'We have seen him twice now' said Lorraine 'always by himself, in a nice cagoule, drinking a big mug of tea with Brenda, and then another time supping from a pint whilst Paddy and Marlon had another one of their talks about feelings'.

'I just feel we should know more about him' piped up Gary.

Son Thomas said 'I could tell them what have I been doing, but they wouldn't listen, because my cagoule is not as expensive as his is'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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