A man who has not been to a live concert since Cliff Richard turned 70, says that he is shocked that of all of the people appearing at the Brit Awards last night, he didn't recognise anyone.
'Time was' said Brian Asshat 'that I would know either Rod Stewart or Peter Gabrielle, but I didn't know who anyone was last night. I know that a man in his 40s isn't the target audience for the Brits, but surely someone we could have recognised would have been good.'
Of the people Brian Asshat didn't recognise, none of them knew he was either. When asked Sam Smith just said 'Brian Asshat. That is a bit of a stupid name. It sounds made up to me.'
