"Where do your people come from?"

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 14 December 2022

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Where Does Your Skinny White Ass Come From?

Ngozi Fulani has an older name: Marlene Headley. Does this make her a fraud? Can’t a person change their name? Some of the British press like to focus attention away from the Royal Family and Their Wacky Friends, and instead concentrate as much hatred as possible on … a black person!!!!! (No shit, Meghan …)

What’s My Name, Bitch?

According to something called “history”: “The House of Windsor came into being in 1917, when King George V (the Queen's grandfather) replaced the British royal family's name from the historic Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. Windsor remains the official name of today's royal family.”

What’s Your REAL name, bitch?

So in case a white person from the press or elsewhere doesn’t understand what it’s like for a black person to be interrogated by a white person, let’s switch roles:

Ngozi Fulani [NF]: Where do your people really come from?

Susan Hussey, Baroness Hussey of North Bradley [SH]: Europe.

NF: No, I mean where do you come from?

SH: Great Britain.

NF: No, bitch, where do you come from?

SH: London.

NF: You fuckin’ deaf? Where. Does. Your. Sorry. Ass. Come. From?

SH: I don’t understand why you are insisting that I do not come from where I say I come.

NF: Join the party. What century are you from? Just shittin’. Where do your people come from? Are you a Dane, an Angle, a Saxon, a Goth, a Visigoth, a Celt, a Druid, a Gaul, a Pict, a Frisian, a Norman, a Vandal, a bloody Roman!

Where do YOUR people come from, snotty British lady who has her head up her royal powdered ass!

Send her back to being a Woman of the Bedchamber (this is an actual title! The Royal Family are their own baffling hilarious Benny Hill sitcom. You can’t take this seriously!)

Where you from, bitch? Ironically, according to science and not some ridiculous tribal mythology, we ALL come from Africa. Even your skinny white ass, Lady Hussy [sic].

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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