England to keep Scotland a Prisoner Forever - So No Democracy for Scotland

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 23 November 2022

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A dirty weekend for one in the highlands

England is like a Mangy Dog jealously guarding its two remaining Bones - Scotland and Wales.

Scotland wants to be an Independent Democracy - and hold a Referendum to become free - Nicola Sturgeon has repeatedly said.

English Courts say - Not so Fast - nothing doing without Permission from the British Parliament.

Scotland has tried several times for Independence Permission and the British Parliament is determined to never let them go.

So, Democracy for the Brits. - but no Democracy for Scotland.

And Rishi Sunak - (who should Know Better) - agrees about keeping a country - Scotland - the Captive of England.

Scotland will hold an election referendum and show A Majority for Freedom and their own Democracy - but can do little else

Meanwhile King Charles will continue to wear his colorful Scottish skirts

and tout his Scottish Blood - and do nothing about Scottish Independence - as he would lose a Big Title and significant Income if they became Independent.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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