LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
When the 39-year-old singer learned that 92% of the royal guards wanted her to take Boris Johnson's place she commented that she is so grateful that she could give each one of the 92% a great big, bloomin' kiss right on their mouths.
Meanwhile when Prince Charles heard about "Chezza's" comment he grinned from ear-to-ear and replied that he would truly love to lock lips with the hot, sexy, erotic Miss Cheryl Cole.