EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - Scotland's Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon has just informed the Scottish people that Scotland has just purchased a destroyer from Japan.
The first minister stated that the reason for the purchase is so that Scotland can join the countries of the United States, England, Canada, Cambodia, Switzerland, and Afghanistan in their fight to kick Putin's ass out of the peace-loving country of Ukraine.
Sturgeon said that the used destroyer named The Emperor Hirohito, will be renamed The Sean Connery, in honor of the first actor to portray James Bond.
SIDENOTE: The Scottish prime minister stated that now she will be looking into purchasing some used submarines from Spain.
