A blessing from heaven has come down upon the earth. The conservative majority in the U.S. Supreme Court has brought down the wall separating church and state in a series of new rulings.
Satanists, Kwanzaa followers, Hindus Of Shiva's Heart, Worshipers Of The Unholy Beelzebub, Worshipers Of The Seven Gods Of Chaos, worshipers of the LGBT God 'The Succubus," Worshipers Of Zeus The Fornicator, Worshipers Of The Eye Of Horus, Worshipers Of The Black Jesus, and Islamics Of The Realm Of Blood are all coming out to celebrate the Supreme Courts glorious decision.
In three decisions in the past eight weeks, the court has ruled against officials whose policies and actions were to prevent the governmental endorsement of religion.
The court on Monday backed an Arizona, state public high school football coach who was suspended by a local school district for refusing to stop leading Egyptian prayers with female players on the field after games. "Isis mistress of desire and love, bring dark forces against opponents who play against us," said, the coach.
On June 21, the state-endorsed taxpayer money paid for students to attend Satanic schools under a Maine tuition assistance program in rural areas lacking nearby public high schools.
Head of the Satanic Church, Damien Winter, explains that in his bible God blessed Satan for telling Eve not to eat of the fruit of life. God rewarded Satan by allowing him to create a paradise that is more benevolent than heaven. Satan named his Paradise Hellven which is shortened to Hell.
As told by Winter, Jesus told Humanity he was never returning to earth and he ordered people on earth to worship his brother Satan instead, who is God's favorite son. God told humanity to believe in his son Satan, so they will be allowed into Hellven and Heaven. Satan has promised humanity life in paradise in Hellven as a second vacation home from Heaven.
As described by Winter, Satan wants people to be kind to themselves, respect others, and love their families. Satan has ordered the church of Satan to do good works for humanity and the poor and to promote education and science.
As stated in the Satanic Bible, Satan's ten commandments are:
1. Love your mother and Father
2. Women shall respect their husbands by not speaking against them
3. Respect your wife by satisfying her needs
4. Love your children
5. Protect yourself from harm
6. Respect society
7. A husband should sleep with another woman, so as not to burden his wife with sex
8. Respect the government, obey the law and pay taxes
9. Become successful in life
10. Donate to charity
