Why does Cuba have a problem?

Funny story written by Astroid Crunch

Monday, 13 June 2022

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Japan is on the left and Cuba is on the right. There's a big difference between their intellectual quality.

London News: By some measures, Cuba is the most socially organized of the world's nations.

So why is there poverty in Cuba? There seems to be a great deal of news article saying that Communism is responsible for the poverty.

Stephen Einstein, from Brooklyn New York explains, "A lack of Capitalism is not causing poverty in Cuba. India is a Capitalist country, yet it's the poster child of poverty."

In Einstein's view point, China is a Communist country and it's the wealthiest country in the world. It's also very technically advanced.

When Fidel Castro's socialist government came into power, it inherited a social situation similar to most other Latin American countries. There was a small but very wealthy class of landowners and government officials, and large numbers of impoverished peasants in the countryside and poorly-paid urban workers.

Einstein who has a degree in economics from Harvard explains that Japan is comparable to Cuba in size and population and the standard of living in Japan is much higher than Cuba's.

So what mystery surrounds Cuban poverty that science can't explain. Human kind put a man on the moon along with revolutionizing computing within a few years and yet no scientist is able to explain the cause of Cuba's deteriorated state.

Einstein says the cause is scientifically simple to understand "Every human action and lack of action is genetically based and Cuba's problem's come from inefficient European genes."

The average European IQ in Cuba is 84 which is slightly lower than Romania's IQ of 86 and not to far from Spain's IQ of 90. Japan's average IQ is 104 as opposed to Equatorial Guinea's IQ which is 59.

Japan's high IQ developed over a span of 35,000 years on their small island. Cuba has only been a country for 300 years after it was colonized by Europeans. Cuba inherited it's IQ from forest dwelling European's with a low intelligence and a lack of motivation.

Cuba's economic GPD is $137 billion. Cuba's exports are $2.63 billion. Cuban export goods are: Petroleum, nickel, medical products, sugar, tobacco, fish, citrus, and coffee.

Einstein appears to be correct in his scientific theory that genes play a major role in Cuba's problem's and it's not the embargo, or communism. The only solution for Cuba is to migrate 23 million Japanese to Cuba, so they can fix the economy with their superior mind's.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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