A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi.
Francesco Totti told people he went into the men's restroom at the Piazza dell' Unità, grocery store located at Via Cola di Rienzo, 53, 00192 Roma RM, Italy when he noticed a bald man standing in front of a stall choking his chicken.
"I was really, really scared when I saw such a strange thing," says Francesco.
Francesco confronted the man, who ran out of the restroom while holding his chicken in his right hand. A priest then walked out of the stall where the man had been standing.
The witness notified a police woman, who was waiting in line outside of the restroom, desperate to unload her number two.
The priest said he did not see the man, according to the police woman, Cristina Buccino.
People on the street identified the running man in a robe as someone familiar.
The Italian police said they will not take the man into custody because he was choking a rubber chicken. The police spoke to the man when he returned to the same grocery store where the incident occurred, according to a police spokesperson.
The man apologized to the police and said his behavior is associated to his blue balls. He showed the police his old balls and the police played with his balls for a bit before telling onlookers that it's not against the law to have a pair of balls.
The local police chief said, the man's behavior comes from a medical condition.
"The man's doctor prescribed that he choke a rubber chicken to build strength in his right arm," said the police chief.
The man bought the rubber chicken and the rubber ball's from his local Goodwill store to begin his therapy. As odd as the whole ordeal seems, there are no laws against carrying a rubber chicken and having a pair of balls in public.
