What do middle aged School friends talk about in the pub?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 April 2022

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Oh, how different it all could have been......

Middle-aged school friends Shane Worthington and Gary Johnson discussed all types of things during their weekly two pints meeting in the Cat and Dog Pub in Mithering on the Trent.

The pair who first met as 11-year-olds at Chutney on the Fritz's High School always spend some time talking about the old days.

'Yes' said Shane 'It is always great to catch up with my old mate Gary, and talk about the old days, and how we both went out with Tracey Brassingthwaite'

'Of course' interrupted Gary 'We then discuss all of the ways that adult life has been a disappointment.

'I should have been a musician' wailed, Shane, before remembering that he stopped playing the Guitar because it hurt his fingers too much.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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