After Parliament rejected nearly every Brexit option offered to it, MPs have finally agreed on a decision for how to progress with the messy EU divorce. Prime Minister Theresa May has been sent back to Brussels to procure a left-handed screwdriver.
Geoff Fist, MP for South Hull and Emu, said that it was the only way forwards. "It was the only way forwards," he said. "We also asked her to fetch a bucket of elbow grease and a set of unicorn castors. That should keep her busy for a while."
Many MPs resent the PM for her messy handling of Brexit over the last two years. Marjeff Froth, MP for Hamilton Athletic, agreed that the PM must be punished. "We can't get rid of the wee witch. So we're just trying to make her job as annoying as possible, hoping that she'll be forced to quit. Just like we did with the other PMs."
