Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
Gay News: After his lawsuit against the famed rugby star was rejected by a Florida state judge in May, sneaky tranny Serman asked the court to reconsider but got denied by the same judge on June 2. Serman was born Mary Lovelace. At the age of 18-y…
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots
The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go w…
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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...
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Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person
Florida - (Sporting Spoof) New Saudi-backed LIV pro golf league will be getting a big brown package delivered, in the form of a pro golfer that looks exactly like a UPS delivery person. UPS sponsored golf pro, Louis Oosthuizen, has agreed to wear…
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit...
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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
Although everyone has noticed that the post November 2009 Tiger Woods has not been the same on the golf course, they have put it down to all his troubles off the golf course. "I think it's more than that", stated one Source. "I can't believe Elin...
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Nordegren reveals: 'Tiger is not the real father of my children'
Tiger Woods Claims Women Tricked Him.
Spotted Dick Back On The Menu!
New Tiger Woods Commercial: Dick-tation
Tiger Woods Has Face Bleached, Nose Redone
Elin Woods Hits Tiger...With Divorce Papers!
Sweden's Sexy Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Admits She Dated Tiger Woods But Swears It Was Platonic
Woods' Card withdrawn for Lying About Number of Strokes Taken While in 'Honey' Traps!
Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods
Kim Jong Il marries Lindsay Lohan in absentee ceremony
The Tiger (with apologies to William Blake 1757-1827)
Tiger's Former Doctor Faces Charges
Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident
The world of professional golf was on tenterhooks tonight, after the former world number one player, Tiger Woods, was reported to have been admitted to hospital in a critical condition after being seriously injured whilst 'spanking his monkey'. Wo…
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Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
'Tiger babe' Theresa Rogers has been forced to drop her claim against Tiger Woods for support of her child, which she believed Tiger to have fathered. Tiger, it turns out, is infertile and could not have made her pregnant. Senior Spoof Writer Abel...
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Conjoined Twins Deny Split - No Nine Irons Involved
At a hastily convened press conference here at the Oasis Motel here in Chattanooga (Coo Choo!) celebrity conjoined twins Mary and Terry McBriar, tearfully denied that they had split with their spouses, conjoined twins Buck and Percival Pissgums, star...
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Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women
New York, NY - Tiger Woods has released a statement that he will be retiring from golf so that he can concentrate on accommodating his more than willing fan base of women or find time to "...pull more chicks." In acknowledging that his marriage is...
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Terry inspired by Tiger Woods. He's...Grrrrrrreat!
John Terry has admitted that Tiger Woods was the inspiration behind his recent infidelity. "I really love Golf but Tiger I love with all my heart", gushed the England Captain praising his hero to our reporter who'd managed to gain a rare interview...
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Ashley Cole Inspired By Tiger Woods Apology
Nobbled footy star Ashley Cole told Chelsea team-mate and fellow target of media vitriol John Terry, that he was inspired by Tiger Woods impressively choreographed and butt clenchingly embarrassing public apology to wife, Elin, and his sponsors for p...
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Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...
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Tiger Woods Doctor Was Arrested For Carrying Growth Hormone At Canadian Border
Despite the Tiger taking off and hiding in the jungle where a pursuer could get clubbed -and not necessarily from Tiger -more and more crap seems to be coming to the surface. Now it's being reported that his Canadian doctor, Dr. Anthony Galea, was...
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Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!
THE secret is out. The coincidences are too much of a coincidence. Ask any golfer and they will tell you that no mere human can do what He did and is doing. Sure, He loses occasionally at golf but that is only in keeping with His "mysterious ways" an...
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Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.
Olympic Downhill Ski great, Lindsay Vonn, assured worldwide golf fans that her boyfriend, Tiger Woods, and his glutes, were fully activated in preparation for the 79th Master's Golf Tournament taking place this week. This in speculation, after Tiger...
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Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA
In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...
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Tiger Woods Announces That He Will Legally Be Changing His Nickname
MISSOULA, Montana – Eldrick Tont “Tiger” Woods was at The 93rd Annual Missoula Semi-Invitational Golf Tournament when he was approached by Ichabod Fernandez with The Vox Populi News Agency about a rampant rumor making the rounds (no pun intended).
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Divorce Judge values Tiger Woods' "dick" at $10 million per inch!
The judge leading the very short proceedings at the divorce case of Tiger Woods and his estranged ex-wife Elin, decided to value the amount of damages to be awarded by the length of Tiger's uncontrollable "dick" because that was the reason for the br...
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Emergency At Tiger Wood's Compound
Are the rescue teams back again at the Tiger Woods estate after the release of the earlier patient who at one time was on life support? Rescue teams rushed to the Windmere compound owned by Tiger Woods after midnight last night after a 911 call wa...
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Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!
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Emergency At Tiger Wood's Compound
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Elin and Josefin Nordegren 2001 naked holographic pop-up advent calendar blamed for Tiger marriage woes
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Tiger Woods To Retire From Golf So He Can Concentrate On Women
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Terry inspired by Tiger Woods. He's...Grrrrrrreat!
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Ashley Cole Inspired By Tiger Woods Apology
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Divorce Judge values Tiger Woods' "dick" at $10 million per inch!
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Tiger Woods Announces That He Will Legally Be Changing His Nickname
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Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Masturbation Accident
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Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
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Tiger Woods Fart Rule Imposed By PGA
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Tiger Woods Doctor Was Arrested For Carrying Growth Hormone At Canadian Border
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Theresa Rogers drops 'Tiger cub' lawsuit - Tiger infertile
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Conjoined Twins Deny Split - No Nine Irons Involved
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Does Tiger Woods Have Aids?
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Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods
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Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.
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Why Honest Golfers Cheat On Their Wives
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Pro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots
