A Taliban terrorist spotted in a Tennessee fast food establishment
The Amalgated Data Gathering Agency has just broken the story that one of the Taliban's most diabolical terrorists has been spotted at a Jack-in-The-Box. Riff Shaker Goo, the notorious Taliban hitman, was seen casually sitting in a booth inside th…
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Al-Qaeda's Mean Camels Division is ranked as one of the meanest in the terrorism business
The International Inquirer brings you the latest report on the infamous Camels terrorist group, known for their comical yet mischievous antics across the globe. At the helm of the organization is none other than Gen. Umsali Fi Izzi, a man with a t…
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A List of The Meanest Terrorists in The Entire World
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The head writer for The Washington Window Tribune Newspaper, Woody Velcro has compiled a list of the meanest, brutal, savage, and ruthless terrorists in the entire world. Velcro wants to point out that this list is n…
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Isis Hitman Captured At Heathrow Airport
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Scotland Yard has just captured one of the most infamous terrorist clowns in the world, Yasim Feem Lala, 37. He was captured as he tried to board an Air Switzerland plane that was bound for North Dakot…
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The CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…
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A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…
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Congress Gangs Up On ISIS
British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'
A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida
French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years
Man Who Killed Himself in Woolworths was Trainee Suicide Bomber
Basil Brush arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying BOOM BOOM
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New Executive Order Adds Thumbscrews to Bush's Torture Toolbox
Scotland Yard Hunts German Terrorism Suspect
British Proclaim United States a Terrorist Organization. Give Washington Stern Warning about Possible Sanctions!
Afghanistan's Taliban Government Tells Al-Qaeda, Isis, and Hezbollah To Get The Hell Out of Dodge
Bush:"TERROR ALERT: New Terror Threat Imminent"
Scotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…
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A Taliban Terrorist Found Living In Trump Tower
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Press Extra is reporting that a notorious Taliban operative has been found living in Trump Tower. The terrorist is named Moosa Bin Wakeen, and he had been staying on the floor right below the suite of Melania and Barron…
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Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker
VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…
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Loud and proud, boys behind bars
Proud Boys and QAnon gun-toters have been well-and-truly bitchslapped by a judge, and they are now facing some serious time. However, a pressing question remains: even if these followers are incarcerated, will their ideologies persist? Will the re…
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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
SEATTLE - (Satire News) - US information guru Andy Cohen reveals that the government is trying to keep it on the down low, but a North Korean small plane flew into US airspace near Seattle. The plane a Consolidated Cesna PQ-9 was reportedly carryi…
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Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments
Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.
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Ford Motors to Reintroduce the Pinto as Counter-Terrorism Weapon
DETROIT, MI -- The Ford Pinto, the car that was once considered to be one of the worst cars ever produced because of a tendency to explode due to an exposed gas tank that was easily ruptured in rear end collisions, is back. But sorry America, you...
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Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"
(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...
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In The Interest of Safety Chicago Pole Dancers Have Started Wearing Bullet Proof Vests
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - According to the Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper, the Windy City is blowing up with all kinds of shenanigans! Hooligans and delinquents are now resorting to spraying graffiti on fast-food restaurants, massage parlors, pigeons…
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
Shamima Begum, the 19-year-old former ISIS bride who has had her British citizenship rescinded by the UK government, is to go and live in Holland, and has been fitted for some clogs. She is a whopping size 11. Shamima, which means 'tulips', is...
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Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown
Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...
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Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown
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Hajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"
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Shamima Begum Has Been Fitted For Some Clogs
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A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers
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A North Korean Plane Flies Over Seattle and Instantly Gets Blasted To Hell
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In The Interest of Safety Chicago Pole Dancers Have Started Wearing Bullet Proof Vests
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The CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance
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A List of The Meanest Terrorists in The Entire World
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Loud and proud, boys behind bars
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A Taliban terrorist spotted in a Tennessee fast food establishment
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Nazi Flapjack Arrested
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Ford Motors to Reintroduce the Pinto as Counter-Terrorism Weapon
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Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West
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Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments
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Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"
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Scotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists
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Mexico's Federal Ministerial Police Has Captured Al-Qaeda's Notorious Terrorist Shin Su Shaker
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Isis Hitman Captured At Heathrow Airport
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A Taliban Terrorist Found Living In Trump Tower
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Al-Qaeda's Mean Camels Division is ranked as one of the meanest in the terrorism business
