Liverpool and Aston Villa Waste Ninety Minutes of Fans Life.

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Sunday, 18 March 2007

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Villa and Liverpool keep fans from family for no reason.

42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.

In a weekend that produced so many 0-0 draws, this draw was without a doubt the lamest. The players looked bored, the fans looked bored and even the referee looked bored. On 82 minutes Liverpool Action Man, Steven Gerrard, walked off the pitch and didn't bother watching the rest of the game.

Gerrard said "Look it was a 0-0 draw, It was always going to be a 0-0 draw. It was boring, every bit as boring as watching the England side at the moment. I wasn't going to hang around and watch it, they were showing Point Break in the dressing rooms. That's entertaining."

Point Break, a much more entertaining topic than the one I started to write about is about surfers who are bank robbers. Steven Gerrard gave the movie two feet-up, his highest and laziest rating.

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