Victoria's Secret is proud as hell to announce that they have just signed golfing sensation Holly Sonders to a very lucrative modeling contract.
Miss Sonders will be modeling her own line of sensible and fully supportive sportswear called, Holly's Hole-In-One Outfits.
The extremely sexy Holly has been rumored to be dating former Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady. (No, that's nothing to do with the story, but it's good for SEO side-search keywords.)
Information guru Andy Cohen has learned that Tom is quite the playboy and he is also reported to be dating actress Reese Witherspoon, and Jeanie Buss, who is the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers. (Again, see the pattern here? I haven't mentioned panties yet though. Oh, there I go.)
Meanwhile, Holly has also been linked with baseball great Albert Pujols. (No, I've never heard of him either.)
[EDITOR'S NOTE: So ladies and gentlemen stay tuned to see exactly who is dating who, who is sleeping with who, and who has very intimate pubic tattoos.] (Oh, I forgot this was supposed to be something about clothes...right? Gah. I can't remember. Is Trump in prison yet?)
