TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Spoof) - Reports out of Tampa Bay are that the recently retired NFL QB Tom "Terrific" Brady has dumped his extremely sexy Buccaneers girlfriend, and is now dating actress Reese Witherspoon, who has appeared in such movies as "Legally Blonde," "Illegally Blonde," "Sweet Home Alabama," and the sequel "Home Sweet Home Alabama Trailer Park."
She also currently has a song on The Top 99 Music Chart titled, "I Love Muffins But Not The Sexual Ones."
When asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight if she was in fact dating Brady, she took a sip of her Kumquat Margarita and a bite of her Whataburger and replied that she has never met Tommy, and she would not know him from Aaron Rodgers.
Meanwhile The BBC is reporting that the two were recently spotted playing tongue hockey at The Tower Big Ben in London.
