LAS VEGAS, Nevada- (Spoof Sports) - The NCAA Rules and Policy Committee has just announced that it will be fining Left Coast College because of their cheerleaders.
A spokesperson for the basketball organization stated that the reason for the fine is because during the halftime between LCC and Alaska A&M, the rah rah squad from California began chanting a cheer that included three very inappropriate words.
The words were described as the V word, the F word, and the D word.
Most sports fans can figure the three words out, but for those who can't, the words rhyme with angina, truck, and lick.
LCC will appeal the decision and in the meantime their entire 12-member cheerleading squad has been permanently expelled.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The amount of the fine is $35,000.]
