SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Sports Buzz writer Jenny Jo Viper has just revealed that a 12-year-old little leaguer from Shreveport has hit a 300-foot homerun to lead his Astros little league team to a 13-4 victory against the Yankees little league team.
The Astros player is Ferris Papaya, who stands 6-foot-1-inch tall and weighs 187 pounds.
Ferris wears size 14 baseball cleats and he is a fan of country singer Blake Shelton, who is reportedly getting divorced by his wife, the sexy, sultry, salaciously delicious Gwen "The Cougar" Stefani.
Miss Viper is reporting that three professional teams including the Houston Astros, the San Francisco Giants, and the Mexico City Red Devils have all shown an interest in the 12-year-old who is currently batting .513 with 19 stolen bases out of 19 attempts.
Ferris Papaya is already being dubbed the 'Little League Legend' by baseball fans across the country and it seems his talent just might be too delicious for any team to pass up!■
