Taiwan to hold the upcoming summer Olympics – but China is not invited.
If any Chinese athletes even step on Taiwan soil, they will be arrested and deported, so they won’t even have a chance to compete. China hasn’t stated whether or not this will constitute an act of war … or if it’s just sports and politics mixed together, destroying both.
Taiwan is adamant … “No fucking Chinese on our soil. All other Asian nations are welcome – even our old enemies … but we are a democracy and we’re staying that way. We’re not going the way of Hong Kong … once the Chinese take hold, they turn the place to shit. Fuck Hong Kong, fuck China – democracy forever, and now let’s go for the gold!”
President Xi has been quiet on the issue so far, though some have said he’s in intense training in pole vaulting, and working on his Taiwanese accent to see if he can fool the judges and win at least a silver before getting his ass handed to him and then thrown back to China.
