Hockey Players to Wear Jet-Powered Skates

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 2 March 2023

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Go Jets!

The ice hockey skate is being reinvented. A new skate will have a battery layer between the shoe part and the skate part - sort of a three-part skate.

A computer and a battery (like an electric bicycle battery) will give Hockey players several 2-3 mini bursts of solid state propellant Power at crucial moments.

It is expected all Hockey teams will arm them selves with this new technology - as it will make the game faster and more exciting.

New barriers to protect the Fans will be need in case one of these guys goes airborne.

What happens when two of these opposing guys both uses their Jets at the same time is not known.

But they already have heavy helmets and padding.

Several teams have the word 'Jets' in their name - so Go Jets!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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