PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres writes that the fans of Philadelphia sports teams (i.e. the Phillies, the 76ers, the Flyers, and the Union) can be some of the most fickle of any sports fans in the world; with the one possible exception of fans of the Manchester United Red Devils.
Since losing to the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LVII (57), many Eagles fans have been on the verge of having a complete bat shit crazy breakdown, many have stopped eating, some have stopped bathing, and some have destroyed thousands of dollars of Eagles jerseys, banners, caps, drinking mugs, underwear, and condoms.
One longtime Eagles fan named Fedora "Granny Fill" Fillaberger, 91½, said that she and thousands of formerly devoted Eagles fans are so damn mad at the loser green birds, that they are switching allegiance over to the other Pennsylvania NFL team, The Pittsburgh Steelers. ■
