DALLAS - (Satire News) - The owner of America's Team, Jerry Jones, has just disinvited the most hated piece of shit in America (Trump), to be his personal guest at Super Bowl LVII (57).
The game will be played at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona, since according to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Gov. Doug Ducey promised that he would drop his support for the Nazi-loving, pussy grabbing scumbag.
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti said that as of now, there are only 8 individuals living in Arizona, who support the lying, cheating, human douche bag Trump. Five are members of the KKK, and three are atheists.
Meanwhile, now that Trump will not be allowed to run for president, a total of 49 GOP hopefuls are salivating at becoming the Republican candidate in 2024; since Trump's orange wrinkled ass will be sitting in Sing Sing Federal Prison.
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