TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady was recently seen throwing some "Passes" to his brand new love interest, who just happens to be a Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader.
According to Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, Tom Terrific's new side-piece is the stunningly beautiful Carrie Flowergate, who is only 24.
The 45-year-old Bucs bachelor is reportedly in sexual paradise with Miss Flowergate, who was recently voted "The Most Beautiful Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleader For 2022."
Tom told his best friend Rob Gronkowski that Carrie is 10 times prettier than Gisele and she is 12 times better in bed than the Brazilian skank (his word).
Meanwhile information guru Andy Cohen has said that NFL rules strictly prohibit NFL players from dating NFL cheerleaders [NFL Dating Policy 69-3D].
Cohen has learned that the Glazer family, who own the team, privately asked NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, if he could please make this one exception, so that Brady can get back in a good mood and continue playing at the high level that he has been noted for. ■
