TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well it looks like both sides (Tommy's & Gissy's) have figured out who gets what, or who doesn't get what, in one of the richest divorces in the history of rich divorces (e.g. Bill & Melinda Gates, Jeff & Mackenzie Bezos, Johnny & Joan, Joanne, and Joanna Carson.)
According to information guru Andy Cohen, Tom Terrific will get to keep all of his New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers memorabilia, collectibles, relics, keepsakes, and souvenirs.
And "Grouchy" Gisele gets to keep all of her modeling outfits, shoes, panties, bras, and tampons.
SIDENOTE: The three kids will of course go back and forth between their dad's home and their mom's home until they get fed up with their sarcastic, arrogant, bi-polar mom and decide that they'd rather be with dear old football dad.
