GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Danica Patrick who is head-over-heals in love with her boyfriend Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers, told her pedicurist that she recently received a text message from Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, who is smack dab in the middle of a billion dollar divorce.
Miss Patrick, did not want to reveal the contents of the text, but she did say that Tom and Gisele's divorce is going to get real ugly real soon. And she stressed that by real ugly, she means Madonna-ugly.
Danica noted that the text message said that Brady allegedly has explicit photos of Gisele (his wife) and a WWF wrestler in flagrante delicto.
Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers stated that Tommy had told him several years ago that he was so in love with Gissy that he did not make her sign a pre-nup agreement.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Hmmmm, can you say "Stuuuuupid."]
