Tiger Woods Is Back, And Trump Thinks, "Me too?"

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 6 April 2022

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"I can do it!"

Tiger Woods says he's going after another green jacket at the Master's Championship in Augusta, Georgia. Five green jackets weren't enough; he wanted an even half-dozen. He loves the sport and is welcome back after a harrowing automobile accident in February of 2021. The legendary Woods is 46 years old.

Inspired by Woods's announced comeback, tired broken record, the red-faced father of The Big Steal, and Lock her up, Donald Trump said, "Me too."

Sarah Palin is also saying, "Me too." She is running for the recently vacant and only House seat from Alaska. Hopefully, after twelve years of retirement, she can name a few periodicals that she's familiar with, including the award-winning political satire epistle The Spoof.

While the world waits for a remarkable comeback from Tiger Woods, a Donald Trump comeback? P.U.

Former President Barack Obama made a White House comeback for the signing of the Affordable Care Act. Cheers welcomed back Barack Obama. Both Obama and Biden exchanged jokes. After the signing, President Biden appeared abandoned and alone on stage while well-wishers surrounded Obama.

Could Obama win a 3rd term? Sure.

Trump? History.

Palin? More history?

Can Tiger Woods win his 6th? It doesn't matter. Deciding and choosing to play again at the Masters is already a win.

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