INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified.
Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb College of Burnt Corn, Alabama, has been sent back home on account of an off-color remark that one of it’s star players made.
The Turnstile Review is reporting that point guard Bubba Joe Pittwitt, allegedly told Sports Balls Illustrated reporter, Dottie Bazooka that she had a hotter looking ass than fellow sista Beyonce Knowles.
Dottie called him a low-life Sean Penn-looking dildo-head, and he called her a pitchy black rapper.
Miss Bazooka let him know that she is actually 45% Scottish, 30% Irish, 20% Swiss, and only 5% black.
Bubba Joe apologized saying that he’s actually .002% black. And he added that it was very foggy in the parking lot, plus he had been drinking Ripple Wine and chomping down on power grits, so he really could not get a real good look at Miss Bazooka's face.
A local weatherman stated that Indianapolis hasn’t had any fog in the past 71 days.
