Grizz "comes out"

Funny story written by Spicewood

Tuesday, 30 April 2013

"Madman" Grizzly Zagorski, World Wrestling Champion, who has twice been convicted of excessive violence by the World Wrestling Federation held a press conference at his training facility in the Catskills Tuesday morning, and announced that even though one of the most feared combatants in the profession, that he, in fact, is gay.

He indicated that he started wrestling in high school because it gave him an opportunity to "hug and caress" other boys and yet maintain his macho image. Grizz, as he is called indicated that he knew the public would soon learn the truth after he purchased a "NoNo Hair Remover" to use on his chest and legs to remove all that "ugly hair."

"I feel better now that I have come out, the public will be more aware of why I use some of my famous holds, like the Crotch Killer and the Butt Bruiser, I did 'em cause I really liked 'em," he stated.

In his upcoming grudge match this weekend with Bad Man Brogan, Grizz indicated he was doing away with his usual robe, tights and shoe colors of blood red and black, and would unveil his new colors of Fuchsia and Chartreuse "in pastels," he chided.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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