HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - Spaced Out Weekly Magazine reports that everyone at NASA is very excited at the sucess that the Bill Nelson Space Telescope is having.
Space experts state that the $10.3 billion infrared space observation telescope will most probably pay for itself in seven months.
The telescope named The James Webb Space Telescope has already discovered, a previously undiscovered planet.
The planet has been named Planet Dr. Jill, after President Joe Biden's teacher wife first lady Dr. Jill Biden.
POTUS said that there were actually three choices for the new planet, Planet Joey (after the president), Planet Nancy (after Pelosi), and of course the name winner Planet Dr. Jill.
SIDENOTE: Russian President Valdimir Nikita "The Evil Invader" Putin has threatened to shoot down the American space telescope. President Biden informed Putin via a tweet message, that if he does, then he (Biden) will launch half a dozen of America's most powerful missiles toward Russia that will wipe out 99.7% of Moscow.
