CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama - (Satire News) - The state of Alabama has gone to a great expense to cap the state's only known volcano.
The volcano, which was first discovered by bird hunter Caleb "Shotgun" Shaugnessy and his 13-year-old Boudro, has been inactive for 63 years.
Volcanic experts say that the volcano which was named Mount St. Cottonball, could virtually erupt at any time, since recent eruption possibility readings (EPR) showed a 78% rate of having rumblings which could turn into eruptions.
A spokesperson for the state, stated that Mount St. Cottonball is located less than a mile from Alabama's Rebel Yell State Prison, so there is really not too much concern with Old Cottonball erupting or not. ■
