Cuba Cures Cancer

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 25 June 2022

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If America Didn't Hate Cuba, We Could All Be Cured

Little did anyone in the Western World know that CUBA CURED CANCER!


And it wasn’t one of those ‘little cancers’, if there is such a thing, but a pretty fucking major one.

Lung cancer!

Holy shit, do people know this, or is this an example of ‘colonial pharmaceutical repression’, or CPR (my term, my copyright, don’t steal from me without giving me credit, you colonial repressive bastards!)

Why aren’t countries around the world asking for the secret of curing cancer from the Cubans? (Only some South and Central American countries have asked and received, and are doing just fine). Maybe ‘cuz America has condemned Cuba since the 1950s, so all other America-friendly countries do whatever it says? (Will they do likewise now that America doesn’t like abortion? Time will tell; dominoes will fall – remember that wacky ‘Domino Theory’ about communism America was spouting during the Vietnam War? Hilarious! Now the dominoes are theocracies).

The country which gave the world the best cigars in the world have cured the main cancer associated with those cigars. Has a single Western nation cured any cancers? How about HIV/AIDS? How’s old Bill Gates and his foundation doing, originally set up to find a cure for AIDS, but now branching out into jabbing foreign serums into the arms of Third World babies, and getting charity tax cuts for doing so.

We ignore the Cuban cure at our peril. Big Pharma doesn’t like cures – we know that – but Cuba has proven how it is, ironically, more free than America! Pharma doesn’t control science in Castro’s Cuba, so maybe being poor and anti-capitalist can be a good thing? Concentrate on medicine and making people live healthier lives, instead of selling them crap made in China and withholding major medical advances? Where’s Cuba’s Nobel Prize in Medicine?

So while the Cubans smoke, then take the cure, then smoke again without fear and worry, the West is still trying to figure out how to cure the common cold, how to cure Covid, how to create more viruses to throw the entire world into forced or self-imposed house arrest, or just being complete assholes to their own populations by using watered-down biological weapons, like a simple syringe.

Viva Cuba! Viva Cancer Cure! Viva Cigars! (I’m going out for a smoke, then maybe book a plane ticket.)

PS: This cure was approved in Cuba in 2008!
PPS: It is also an actual vaccine! And it may help with prostate cancer as well!

Viva Cuba again!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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