Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses
Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...
Read full story
Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...
Read full story
Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...
Read full story
Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…
Read full story
Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face
A student who was showing off to his friends and indulging in the centuries-old prank of walking close behind a teacher and emulating his every move, ran the very real risk of inviting vengeance on a hitherto-unknown scale, when the teacher briefly c…
Read full story
Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...
Read full story
Mom Sues Preschool for Hindering Kid's Ivy League Chances; Others Follow Suit
The True, Really Important Election: Freshmen Class President
OCD and ADHD now being overtaken by OBCT
Ruth Kelly Gives Axe Murderer Teaching Job
Schoolboy praised for spraying staff with fire extinguisher at Folkestone school
Reopen Your Hearts
Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches
Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools
Two students suspended over using their initials on a group assignment
Green Haired Girl Sues School District
Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled
Middle School has no discipline problems
Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!
We all know that, High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens was preganant by co-star, Zac Efron. Well, one day when they were all filming, Vanessa started yelling and screaming, that her water broke (as she got pregnant last year.)...
Read full story
German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition
Grappling with Brexit in one English exam proved too much for more than 30,000 German school students, who are protesting in an online petition. About 31,000 students sat the English exam in the south-west German state of Baden-Württemberg but the pe...
Read full story
Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers
Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...
Read full story
Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive
It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...
Read full story
Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question
A teacher at a school in Bangkok was left red-faced on Friday after a student asked him a question about algebra that he could not answer. Moys Kenwood, 49, was teaching a Science lesson, during the course of which, the name 'Albert Einstein' came...
Read full story
Study Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence
Mishawaka,WI: Sixth grader Anthony Russell is one angry pre-adolescent; in fact he's stark raving mad. His fits of rage have landed him in the principal's office 35 times this year setting a new Astoria Middle School record. While teac...
Read full story
Breaking news…
Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?
Yes, tell me more!Seven day catch up
Check out anything you've missed with the archive:
Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money
Apparently, it's the result of low expectations and outright confusion. "I used to work in Walmart," said one untenured teacher, two years into the profession. "I get at least twice the pay, but I also don't get the 5% discount, so it's a wash. I...
Read full story
Global 'War on drugs' working just fine, claim U16's
Under 16's in Britain have thrown the full weight of their substance addled minds behind the global 'war on drugs', saying it has never been easier to perpetuate their habits. The Global Commission on Drug Policy has issued a report calling for...
Read full story
Greater Government Through Acronyms
HARVARD (UPI)-Prominent political scholars have combined numerous empirical studies in a treatise delivered today in conjunction with the graduation of the Class of 2005 at the premier Law School of our land and the world. Quite simply, the publicati...
Read full story
Government study reveals children with lower grades in exams do less well academically
A government study involving data from the answer papers of over 200,000 pupils has shown a dramatic correlation between exam results and academic success. It also seems to prove conclusively that only those children who get the best grades can be d...
Read full story
Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
A teacher who was unavoidably late for his lesson was ultimately forced to 'cut some corners' this morning whilst getting dressed, and ended up by having to teach his students whilst wearing only his underpants. The teacher cannot be named for 'le…
Read full story
Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'
SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...
Read full story
Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors
A student sitting behind a classroom door yesterday, proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that sitting behind a door is an ill-judged thing to do which could cause injury, after classmates barged the door open, causing an injury. Moys Kenwood, the...
Read full storyFunny School Headlines
-
Study Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence
-
Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton
-
Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women
-
Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive
-
Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses
-
Global 'War on drugs' working just fine, claim U16's
-
Some Teachers Actually Go into Teaching for the Money
-
Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
-
Student Proves Theory That One Shouldn't Sit Behind Doors
-
Andy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
-
Courtney Love to Attend Finishing School
-
Greater Government Through Acronyms
-
Government study reveals children with lower grades in exams do less well academically
-
Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!
-
Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'
-
German Teens Condemn 'unfair' English Exam in Petition
-
Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers
-
Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question
-
Teacher Was Tempted To Fart In Student's Face
-
Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
