A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer
The Kremlin Voice reports that a devastating tsunami has sunk a Russian naval destroyer. The KV states that the Russian warship, "The Olga Svetsinovich," sunk within 14 minutes of getting hit by the massive wave, which was taller than a seven stor…
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A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory
The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richter Scale hit the nation's capitol. The earthquake destroyed several Moscow bars as well as several beauty salons, a massage parl…
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
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A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine
BuzzFuzz is reporting on an incident in the Black Sea involving a Russian submarine and a mischievous Cambodian mini-plane. As the submarine innocently resurfaced for a crew smoke break, little did they know that misfortune was waiting behind a cl…
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The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
Reports from the heart of Russia indicate that President Putin is fuming with rage as yet another of his cherished divisions crumbles under the relentless assault of an American Artillery Division at Izyum, Ukraine. The latest headlines from Boom…
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The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
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Ivanka Trump Reveals That Putin Texted Her 3 Hours Before Russia Invaded Ukraine
King Charles III To Visit Russia And Try To Talk Some Sense Into President Putin Regarding The Russia-Ukraine War
The British Aircraft Carrier The HMS Big Ben Is Headed Toward The Black Sea
A Russian Submarine Fires A Torpedo At a Norwegian Cruise Ship
The British Aircraft Carrier, The HMS Big Ben, Hits An Iceberg And Is Returning To England
Stealth Bomber Goes Missing
A Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match
A Russian - Ukrainian War Update: A Cambodian PT Boat Sinks a Russian Destroyer
Meteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
Men Died After Eating Cabbage
Russian President Vladimir Putin To Meet With North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un
Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach
The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment
The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – Ninety-seven percent of Putin’s cabinet says (behind his back of course) that their leader fucked up big time (as they say in Vegas). The Kremlin Voice has written that Putin should have learned to think things through be…
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Where is Lukashenko?
"My name is Luka, I live on second floor. No one has seen me for many days, weeks, months. Where am I? Do I look constipated? What cannot emerge from my assholes? I do not know. I had doctor who told me bad news - "retired" - which means many things…
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
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STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…
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President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
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Afghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Spoof Satire) - The Sandstone News Agency reports that Afghanistan and Russia have finalized plans on a superb trade that will benefit both countries (but mostly Afghanistan). According to a rep for Sandstone, Afghani Preside…
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Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
Now really! Watching a film of a rocket headed toward a substantial bald dome in Moscow with a flag pole sticking straight up on top, but missing the skinny flag pole on top by inches, then also missing the huge bald dome? Somehow, the rocket went ov…
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Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has turned on President Putin like Donald Trump turned on Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Megan Kelly, Tom Brady, and Stormy Daniels. The KV no longer fears Putin or his KGB enforcers. The national Russian…
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Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin resembled the US Capitol on January 6, as hundreds of young anti-Ukraine War protesters stormed the building and destroyed expensive paintings by Wassily Kandinsky, Marc Chagall, Ilya Repin, and Tinkerbell Foofin…
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Russia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News is reporting lots of red faces at 10 Downing Street, Buckingham Palace, and Wembley Stadium. TBN reporter Brompton Boxgrove, stated that the Royal Air Force has admitted that a Russian Stealth Bo…
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
The Russian government is said to be considering an offer of assistance from British Prince Harry to mediate in the dispute between President Putin and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the chief of the Wagner Group. Wagner has tens of thousands of mercenaries,…
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Hitler's Ladyboys!
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Russia’s Most Advanced Stealth Bomber Flies Across The United Kingdom Totally Undetected
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STAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
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Putin Names A Female Admiral To Head The Russian Naval Forces
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President Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
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A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine
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The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
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The United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment
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Prince Harry offers to mediate between Russia’s President Putin and Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin
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A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city's largest salad dressing factory
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President Putin Now Realizes That Invading Ukraine Was A Big Fucking Mistake!
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Russian Anti-War Protesters Storm The Kremlin And Spray Paint “Putin Sux” On The Walls
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Putin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
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Afghanistan To Send 700 Adult Camels To Russia In Exchange For Fancy Circus Gear And Top Vodka
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Mexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
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Did Russia shoot itself and intentionally miss?
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The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin's top divisions at the Battle of Izyum
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Where is Lukashenko?
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A 70-foot high tsunami sinks a Russian destroyer
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Russia is preparing to invade Iraq
