Larry Nasal gets into scuffle at Florida prison
Weirdo News: In an ironic twist, former doctor Larry Nasal was attacked in prison after a comment he allegedly made while watching the women's Wimbledon tennis tournament, according to sources familiar with the case. He confessed to having a crush on…
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
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The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a very surprising announcement the FBI has just informed the news media that two pieces of baboon shit (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Alexander Beverly Murdaugh) will be sharing a jail cell at the infamou…
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Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Says Prison Has Turned Her Into A Flaming Lipstick Lesbian
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The biggest female sexual predator of our time, Ghislaine Maxwell, was recently interviewed by a reporter with The Channel 69 Eye Gazer News, in her cell at Sing Sing Federal Prison for Women. Maxwell told Cha…
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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison
Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...
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Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
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Obama Endorses Prison Reform
Ghislaine Maxwell, the Alleged Sexual Predator, Wants To Be Released From Prison Because She Fears Getting Sexually Molested.
The Slammer Is Closing In On Trump
Bill Cosby Stool Sample Frowned Upon By Prison Doctor
Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit
Howard Stern Says He'll Bet His Left Nut Trump is Going To Prison
Murderer Kevin Williams walks out of prison in Eastchurch on Sheppey, Kent
George Michael Thanks Karma For Jail Time
Suspected Terrorists Freed
George Michael Given Another Ten Years After Reports That He Swerved To Avoid Hitting Gary Glitter
Donald Trump being measured for a chastity belt in anticipation of a likely jail sentence
Vincent Tabak's Girlfriend Tanja Morson To Appear In PlayGuy Magazine
Alex Murdaugh to become a jailhouse lawyer
Alex Murdaugh is preparing to become a jailhouse lawyer to save himself from a savage love affair in prison. He will officially be known as the goose that lays the golden eggs by prison gang leaders who hope that Murdaugh will get them a retrial…
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The Latest Reality Show Is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” Starring The Trump Family
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Buzz Fuzz is reporting that the newest reality show on cable TV is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” which stars Trump family members Donald “The Pussy Grabber,” Ivanka “The Giraffe,” Eric “The Dumbass,” and Jared…
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Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest
After what newspaper reports have already called 'The Cosby Redemption', women all across the United States were being warned to be 'extremely vigilant' this evening, after it was revealed that the jailed former comedian, Bill Cosby, had managed to o...
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Not a single male should be elected, really, politics isn't their sport
WASHINGTON (NW) — Transgender athletes whose biological gonads assigned at birth are male would be barred from competing on girls' or women's sports teams at federally supported schools and colleges under legislation pushed through Thursday. It's a s…
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Ghislaine Maxwell Says That a Prison Guard Tried to Poison Her with a Baloney Sandwich
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell informed them that a prison guard tried to poison her. Maxwell said that the guard brought her dinner which consisted of a baloney sandwich, some Cheetos, and…
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Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace
London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...
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Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality. The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho…
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Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison
EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...
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A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…
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Donald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison
PALM BEACH, Florida – - (Satire News) - Reports out of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion state that he is beginning to feel the heat from all of his illegal shenanigans committed throughout the past decades. iRumors reported that he is so scared about go…
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Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison
Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...
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A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
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Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace
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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison
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Ghislaine Maxwell Says That a Prison Guard Tried to Poison Her with a Baloney Sandwich
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Pakistani Baby Charged With Assault
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President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas
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A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
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Donald Trump Says He Cannot Go To Prison Simply Because The Inmates Will Turn Him Into a Girl Within 24 Hours
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Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
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A British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
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Larry Nasal gets into scuffle at Florida prison
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Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison
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Lindsay Lohan busted with the fine white sugar
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Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison
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Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest
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Sexual Predator Ghislaine Maxwell Says Prison Has Turned Her Into A Flaming Lipstick Lesbian
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Donald Trump Begs The Pope To Please Help Keep Him Out of Prison
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The Latest Reality Show Is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” Starring The Trump Family
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Alex Murdaugh to become a jailhouse lawyer
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The FBI Has Just Announced That Donald Trump and Alex Murdaugh Will Be Cellmates At Sing Sing Federal Prison
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Not a single male should be elected, really, politics isn't their sport
