Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
A tearful Joan Collins has finally broken her silence since the UK riots and admitted that her soft porn films in the 1970s made when she was a struggling and naive middle aged actress, has had a big part to play in the breakdown of British good mann...
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...
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Porn Star Stephen Clancy Hill Chopped Off Penis Before Death
News just breaking is that porn star and killer Stephen Clancy Hill, who today killed himself, chopped off his own penis and ate it before committing suicide. Hill, who performed under the stage name Steve Driver, last week murdered colleague, Tom...
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Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'
SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...
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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
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Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy To Star In The X-Rated "Stimulus Package"
Kimberly Guilfoyle Has Become Known as The Puerto Rican Linda Lovelace, The Infamous Porn Actress, Who Starred in The X-Rated Hard-Core Film "Deep Throat"
Ivanka Trump Denies That She Has a Landing Strip – Melania Says The 6-Foot-Tall Barbie Doll is a Lying Sack of Shit Like Her Daddy
2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well
Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy
Jacob Rees-Mogg accused of watching porn in the Chamber
Eric "Goofy" Trump Says He Wants The FBI To Return His Stack of Porn Magazines Which They Took In The August 8 Mar-a-Lago Raid
Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax
Early Roman pornograghy found in cave by the Dead Sea
Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status
The Nation's Number One Gorgeously Sexy Porn Star Tells Donald Trump To Go Fuck Himself
London Marathon Won By Man With Huge Hard-on
Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
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Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts
In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.
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Muppet Porn Ring Exposed
After over 40 years, disturbing footage of a pornagraphic nature has been discovered that implicates many of the Muppets. The films were found in the personal effects of Mr. Harold Hooper, the original Sesame Street shop owner. Most of the show...
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William Golding admits original "Lord of the Flies" was a teen porno movie
In a frank (yep, it's that man frank again!) interview with the News of the Sun, where the journalists ask a series of embarrassing questions aimed at eliciting a juicy response in order to sell more newspapers, author, the late William Golding, has...
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Porn Star Who Totally Oozes Sex, Pretzel Garibaldi, Stars In The X-Rated Film "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck"
HOLLYWOOD - (Porn News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle interviewed the nation's number one porn star, Pretzel Garibaldi, at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Miss Chipotle noted that Pretz, as she is called by her relatives and landsca…
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Barron Trump’s Bizarre Porn Collection
During the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago, the 16-year-old son of Trump, Barron (not to be confused with Donald’s fake passport name), had a few things to hide, but only some of it unexpected. What would anyone find in the bedroom of any 16-year-old boy…
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Megyn Kelly Addresses The Porn Movie Rumors
NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus expert Megyn Kelly appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Michael (Strahan) asked her if she had any idea that the arrogant comment she made about Santa being white would have backfired on her the way that it did.
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America's Top Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Has Signed To Star In "The Unknown Sexy Secret Side of Melania Trump"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has just broken the story that one of the nation's top porn actreses, Pretzel Garibaldi will be appearing in a new X-rated adult film titled, "The Unknown Sexy Secret Side of Melania Trump." The film…
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“Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” Voted The #1 Porn Movie of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The American Porn Movie Guild has just voted the old Linda Lovelace film, “Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” the #1 porn film of all time. The movie was the very first film to receive an XX rating. Some of the scenes were…
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Palestinian Porn Hotter Than Israeli Apartheid
A whistleblower from Haifa, Israel, has stated that the Mossad has been putting an additive in the water supply of Palestinians in order to make women infertile and to stop the birth of more Palestinian babies. Well, no shit, this is a surprise?…
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Porn Star Stephen Clancy Hill Chopped Off Penis Before Death
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Joan Collins Admits Her Porn Films The Stud and Bitch Led to Riots & Breakdown in British Values
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“Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” Voted The #1 Porn Movie of All-Time
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Porn Star Who Totally Oozes Sex, Pretzel Garibaldi, Stars In The X-Rated Film "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck"
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Palestinian Porn Hotter Than Israeli Apartheid
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Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
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Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'
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Muppet Porn Ring Exposed
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Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts
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Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
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America's Top Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Has Signed To Star In "The Unknown Sexy Secret Side of Melania Trump"
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