How to talk shit like a professional
Preface: This is another one of those "Jesus Budda self help advice columns". It's essentially shit. Which is good for the purposes of the article. Learning Materials: A human being with a voice box capable of emitting sounds(most likely yourself), a sarcastic tone, a light bulb (for use in darkened areas in which you need to see the person (s) you are about to talk shit to, a bag of drie...
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
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Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?
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Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's Gorgeously Sexy Daughter Said She Learned All About Sex From Her Hot, Sexy Mommy
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A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina
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Man Got Cramp Whilst Having A Dump
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Liz Hurley Reveals Her Secret Fetish - Gourmet Sex
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Why She Misses Her Ex-Boyfriend Pete Davidson So Damn Fucking Much
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The eldest of the five hot, sexy, RICH Kardashian sisters, (Kim) spoke with Tinsel Town reporter Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight. Kardashian told the award-winning celeb reporter that she has never missed…
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Taylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms
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Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd
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Taco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry
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A 93-Year-Old Retired 2nd Grade Teacher Says Trump Grabbed Her Old-As-Hell Pussy
KEY WEST, Florida - (Satire News) - Vox Populi has stated that Donald Trump (i.e. the pussy grabber) repeatedly groped and grabbed a retired 93-year-old elementary school teacher's vagina (cunt) at Michelle Obama Elementary School in Key West, Ho…
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Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish
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How to talk shit like a professional
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Parliament Toilets To Be Fitted With Thrutching Bars
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Was Brian Jones really at the bottom of a swimming pool?
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Man with world's biggest arsehole shits penguin sized turd
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Taco Bell's Queso (Cheese) Is Named The Best In The Fast Food Industry
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According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Why She Misses Her Ex-Boyfriend Pete Davidson So Damn Fucking Much
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A 93-Year-Old Retired 2nd Grade Teacher Says Trump Grabbed Her Old-As-Hell Pussy
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Lady Gaga Sharted – Fans Go Wild and Shit Themselves in Support
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A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina
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Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase
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Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt
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Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper
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Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check
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Revloins Hires Sarah Ferguson To Be The New Model For Their New Duchess Red Toe Nail Polish
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The Erotically Sexy Liz Hurley Agrees To Film A Commecial For McDonalds
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's Gorgeously Sexy Daughter Said She Learned All About Sex From Her Hot, Sexy Mommy
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Taylor Swift Writes A Song About Her Sexually Exciting Orgasms
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U.S. Church of Satan To buy the Manchester United Red Devils
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A Pygmy Wins The Singing Competition Show Kenyan Idol
