Archbishop of Canterbury fined for speeding
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Wellbehold, has admitted that he has paid a fine after being caught speeding. The event happened two days after he crowned King Charles III at Westminster Abbey. The cleric told us, "To be honest, I was buzz…
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Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found
ASPEN - Hunter S. Thompson, who fatally shot himself at his Colorado home Sunday night, left behind a 352-page suicide note, say Aspen police. According to the note, which will be published in book form by Rolling Stone early next week, Thomps...
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P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash
London, Tuesday 11 October 2005 (Rioters) - The Metropolitan Police has announced tough new security measures ahead of Thursday's 80th birthday celebrations in London for the nation's No 1 senile old terrorist-in-chief and scion of the Adolf...
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The Chinese Trojan Horse is Whispering Its Indigestion
There are Chinese police stations in the USA, Canada and Britain. Do these countries have their police in China? These police are on the hunt to threaten any Chinese people in those “foreign devil” nations that if they don’t play ball (or maybe,…
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Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!
INDEPENDENCE, Missouri - A 42-year-old woman identified as Madeline Schaffer took her 14-year-old daughter to The Shiver Me Timbers Water Park in Independence. Schaffer said that she and her little girl were having a fantastic time when all of a s...
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…
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Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)
Second Shoe Catches Hillary in the Neck
A 96-Year-Old Woman Is Caught Trying To Steal a 19-Foot Christmas Tree From Walmart
Ex-Hooters Girl Elected Sheriff of El Paso County
Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime
A 93-Year-Old Cleveland Woman Arrested For Injuring A 102-Year-Old Man She Was Twerking
Google Voice Popular with Undercover Cops
"Police Going Soft" Claims Thatcher
Ronald McDonald Is Loving It!
WANTED: Skulking Hulking Bulking Piggly Wigglies
Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police
Comical Ali in Jamaica
Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!
A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...
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Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.
TAMPA FLORIDA - (AP) Local law enforcement officers have been kept busy at one unlikely Tampa residence. Ever since the details of sex offender Debra Lafave's home confinement sentence were announced several days ago, a steady stream of young boys h...
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The Raoul Moat early release from jail scheme, may have to be "accepted" by the public
HM Probation Service, London: As part of attempts to keep down the cost of the criminal justice system, the probation watchdog has suggested that Murders and other serious crimes committed by prisoners such as Raoul Moat, released early from jail, m...
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The Detroit Police Department Has Just Hired The Nation's First F-9 Feline Cat
DETROIT, Michigan - (US Satire) - The Detroit Police Department has just hired what is believed to be the first F-9 feline cat in the entire United States. MoTown police chief Roscoe F. Guthrie, informed the news media that a 7-year-old calico cat…
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Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved
Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.
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Police, Rescue Respond to Unusual Kidnapping
Denver, CO [PP] -- Police and paramedics responded to what had to be their most unusual kidnapping case. A man who had not opened his refrigerator door in more than two years had the shock of his life. When he finally got around to opening the refrig...
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A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…
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Stan Collymore Lands Leading Role In Remake Of BBC's 'Dixon Of Dock Green Car Park'
Stan Collymore, the former Liverpool player and Doggist, is set to follow fellow footballer Vinnie Jones into the world of movies, after landing the lead role in the remake of the classic BBC television police series, Dixon of Dock Green. The orig...
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Big Brother Dennis Arrested By Police
Dennis McHugh, the Big Brother housemate evicted from the show yesterday, has been arrested by police in London and charged with offences in relation to Spitting. McHugh, 23 and gay, spat gob in the face of fellow contestant Mohamed after a barney...
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Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers
CHICAGO TRIBUNE AP -- Since the November election gun sales, which more than doubled under Obama, have been dropping sharply, because of lessened fears that the government will take away the assault rifles and other armaments we need to protect...
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Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job
"If the money wasn't so good and all the fun we have with the speed traps, I'd leave this job in a minute", stated Nashville, Tennessee officer Douglas Lancaster. "I agree", stated his partner. "I blame it on all those 911 calls that we get from e...
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Ronald McDonald Arrested!
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Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found
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P2 Lodge gathers for Hitler's daughter's 80th birthday bash
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Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.
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Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved
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The Raoul Moat early release from jail scheme, may have to be "accepted" by the public
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Well-Endowed Bikini Mom Kicked Out of A Water Park For Being Too Voluptuously Sexy!
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Left Wingers To Help NRA & Gun Makers
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A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her
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Archbishop of Canterbury fined for speeding
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Scott Peterson's Past Tense
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Big Brother Dennis Arrested By Police
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Stan Collymore Lands Leading Role In Remake Of BBC's 'Dixon Of Dock Green Car Park'
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Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!
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Tennessee Policeman Hates His Job
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Police, Rescue Respond to Unusual Kidnapping
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Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
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[Song] Pig Cameltoe
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The Detroit Police Department Has Just Hired The Nation's First F-9 Feline Cat
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The Chinese Trojan Horse is Whispering Its Indigestion
