A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events
TOKYO, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The 2021 Summer Olympics is fast approaching and reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency has compiled a list of the top must see Summer Olympic Events. Miss St. Lamb has also been commissioned by V…
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Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces
Men traveling to Brazil for the Olympics this summer breathed a sigh of relief today. A crackdown on hookers with braces in Rio de Janeiro rounded up 170 mostly female sex workers sporting the dangerous dental devices. Brazilian Director Of Touris...
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New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting
This year's Chinese Olympics are to be graced with a new sport that not many people have heard about - the Face Sitting Marathon.
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The Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics
BISON BUTT, Montana – (Satire Sports) – The tiny town of Bison Butt, which is known as The Fried Okra Capital of the World, is brimming with pride, as their hometown athletic girl has qualified for the Summer Olympics in Japan. Hairstylist Fawncel…
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Tiddlywinks to become an Olympic sport in 2016!
The IOC have confirmed the fact that Tiddlywinks, Snakes & Ladders, Ludo & Scrabble will all become Olympic sports in 2016. Scrabble seems to be a slight problem because of the language barrier, but as usual Seb Coe got his way and forced to...
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Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas
Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...
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Olympics Scaled Down to Face Debt Crisis Realities
British Boxer James DeGale Is Little Brother Of Big Brother Alex
Fart to Gold in London 2012
Tyson, Al Bundy Celebrate Olympics
Unfit man complaining about Athletes again
Gold Medal Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team Disqualified Due To Age
We'll win back our place in British hearts by winning Olympic two-man bobsleigh gold, say Meghan and Harry
Blair unveils London 2012 Olympic swastika logo
Inter Mammary Intercourse Advocates Deride IOC Decision
U.S. Women's Olympic soccer team drops sports bra sponsorship after Chinese government orders them to keep their shirts on
London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey
Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated
Furries to be barred from the UK Olympic team
The UK government have ordered that no "furries" will be allowed to compete in the Olympic team, or in any athletic events at national level. The move follows a controversial event where Eck Wine, 52, came fifth in the Chaffinch St Cock marathon whil…
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Satire Declared Olympic Sport
ATHENS--In a unanimous decision yesterday officials for the World Olympic Committee (WOC) decided to make satire an Olympic sport. "Ever since the beginning of swine, satire has been regarded as great blood sport in our culture," said commi...
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Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope
In a sad day for Jamaica, the country's entire Olympic track team was disqualified and stripped of their medals. Several runners tested positive for a banned substance - ganja. So far no one has disclosed which athletes tested positive. Usain Bolt...
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Insane Dolt , World's Greatest...Insane Dolt!
21 year old man child from the land of the ganja, Insane Dolt has been tearing up the Olympic track in the sprint events in Beijing. Dolt can slaughter the world's fastest humans and still jog the last 1/4 of the race. He showboats while leering in m...
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Tool catalogue people now in on act with Olympics
The makers of a popular little catalogue of working tools and accessories, have now got in on the act of trying to equate their products with the recent London Olympics. They have this morning released their new range of wall fixing accessories un...
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Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!
While the world watched the American porn stars Misty May-Crack and her partner Alyssa Alps tear their half naked way through the Beach Volley Ball Olympics, no one expected that a British Noble would grab the gold. But Lady Samantha Four-Bums brough...
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French-Canadian Olympians Crave "Poutine"
SOCHI, RUSSIA Canadian athletes--primarily the francophones-- have been spotted wandering the streets of Sochi, phrasebooks and smartphones in hand, asking bewildered restaurateurs, shopkeepers, and ordinary citizens: "Where can we go to eat some po...
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Whipping set to replace Screeching in Olympic Curling
Dateline: Lausanne, Switzerland--After an Olympic curler died of a heart attack from haranguing her teammates as they swept the ice, the International Olympic Committee has ruled that instead of yelling so much for no good reason, curlers in the next...
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Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?
With the games drudging past the half way mark, the international enthusiasm for everyone's favorite team is starting to wane, which has our sports reporter asking this very important question: Do the winter Olympics suck a large steaming dog turd?...
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North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil During the third day after their arrival at the Olympic Village, the entire North Korean track team took off on their latest trial run and never stopped until they reached a foreign border. Some went to Uruguay, some to Paragua...
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Paralympics Chaos: Witnesses Sought After Horrific Pile-up
There was chaos at the Beijing Paralympics yesterday, when, during the 5000m wheelchair extravaganza, several chariots collided with each other and other vehicles, causing a pile-up of gargantuan proportions. Edith Hunkeler, of Switzerland, caused...
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Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"
Beijing - Chinese Officials are constantly looking for ways to make the Summer Olympics in China something special. Today they added a new experimental sport designed by U.S. Senator Craig, tentatively called "Johnny Foot Tapping".
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Bjork To Be New Artistic Adviser For Beijing Olympic Games
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Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas
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Lady Samantha Four-Bums Wins Olympic Beach Volley Ball Pairs By Herself!
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Insane Dolt , World's Greatest...Insane Dolt!
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Tiddlywinks to become an Olympic sport in 2016!
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Whipping set to replace Screeching in Olympic Curling
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Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces
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Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?
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A List of 10 Must-See Summer Olympic Events
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The Nation’s First Transgender, Atheist, Republican Shot Putter Is Headed To The Tokyo Summer Olympics
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Satire Declared Olympic Sport
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Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"
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Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director
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New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting
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Jamaican Runners Caught Doping with Dope
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Paralympics Chaos: Witnesses Sought After Horrific Pile-up
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Tool catalogue people now in on act with Olympics
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French-Canadian Olympians Crave "Poutine"
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North Korean Olympic Track Team Outruns Security to Escape Across Border
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Furries to be barred from the UK Olympic team
