Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…
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Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...
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Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009
HOLLYWOOD - Bill Gates appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a scoop on the show's host. Gates, the Microsoft billionaire stated that five years ago he met with the top ranking U.S. government officials at NASA and he made them a...
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Crash Test Moon Dummies and NASA’s Great Lie
Three crash-test dummies, or better yet, space radiation test dummies are heading to the moon. They will be covered in 5,600 sensors to test the radiation levels as they travel to the moon. Will they get out and walk and take selfies and drive a moon…
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The Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics
NASA has named its latest rocket to the moon, Artemis. She was the Greek goddess of the hunt and the moon (among other things – childbirth being one … America’s abortion schism problems are heading to the moon!) This rocket is apparently the most…
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The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More
NASA: Strange news coming out of the solar system! All planets, asteroids, comets, and mini black holes are moving AWAY from Earth. Doctor Geekie Von Nerdlinger has stated: “Yes, well, it’s a very odd phenomenon, we’ve never seen anything like…
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Old Testament cemetery discovered on the dark side of the Moon
BBC to go Off-Air for at Least Two Months due to Magnetic Shift
NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban
USA vs. North Korea. (Global) Warming Up For Armageddon?
Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn
Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth
Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive
Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.
Flurrycane Yolanda, stronger than Hurricane Wilma now forming
Michael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied
NASA Advice On Avoiding Visit By Klaatu And Gort
One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin
Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?
Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
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Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth
About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...
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Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up
Astronomers who spotted a near-earth object approximately 220,000 miles from our planet have calculated the speed and trajectory of the object in relation to orbit speed. They have concluded that the large asteroid will impact directly on the San Die...
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Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b
Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...
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NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk
Combining scientific and medical procedures during a planned experiment at the international space station, two NASA astronauts completed a historic series of tests in the cold vacuum of space this past Monday. Designed to test the human body's...
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US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!
The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...
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NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO
Cape Canaveral - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): Furious NASA officials have said Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell is 'away with the fairies' after he told reporters a rogue UFO was probably behind the Challenger Space Shuttle disas...
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Mars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
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Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert -- NASA launches rocket in attempt to speed it up
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Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station
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Not Another Silly Acronym
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NASA Astronauts Test New Probe during Space Walk
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US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!
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Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b
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Bill Gates Reveals He Seriously Considered Buying The Moon Back In 2009
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The Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics
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Crash Test Moon Dummies and NASA’s Great Lie
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Warp Drive - A Reality
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
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"Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened
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Scientific expedition to the sun
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NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO
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Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth
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Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?
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Trump sucks egg out of chicken during interview
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The Planets Don’t Want to Play with Earth No More
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Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
