Fratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!
Catholic Satire: A heavy metal band decided to convert metal junkies into Jesus freaks with well inspiring music. Many bands like to dress up in dark themed evil outfits. But Fratello Metallo went further — their vocalist was an actual monk who ga…
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Jesus Comes Back, Gets Shot in Mass Shooting
Jesus Christ came back to life this Easter, but in Kentucky! And shortly thereafter, lo, the Lord was shot during another mass shooting in America. Everywhere around the world, they’re coming to America! The Lord and Savior of Nothing was tryin…
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It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
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Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!
A Palestinian shepherd boy with a rum-pa-pa-pum drum was wandering on the outskirts of Jerusalem, trying to hide from Israeli police, who had just beaten up his grandmother for breathing without a permit … anyway, the kid was digging in the dirt tryi…
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Easter Miracle - Jesus Christ Seen in Jerusalem!
That’s right, the Son of Jehovah has finally returned to save us all … again. Seems the first time didn’t work so well – in fact, some would say the world has become worse since Jesus stepped his holy foot on Earthly soil. Two thousand years of ge…
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Man Eats Record Pancake to Impress Jesus and Walmart Girl
Reggie Noogie ate a 300 pound pancake in celebration of Lent or Ash Wednesday or whatever holiday the Catholics made up to get more people into their satanic churches and feed them lies and pancakes and take their “donations”, though they don’t have…
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Dick Cheney Wants Jesus to Have a Gun
He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah
Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police
Theologians discover new book of the bible
Scientists clone Jesus.
Ancient text says Jesus Thought Mary Was a Ball Breaker!
Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'
God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"
Mary Magdalene Tell-all: "Jesus Was a Lousy Lay, But a Pretty Good Talker."
Man Spills Soup and Finds Jesus
Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
Turin Shroud Proves Osama & Jesus Brothers Says Titanic Director Cameron
Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.
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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...
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Jesus Invites Celebrities to Dine With Him
Celebrity News: Mariah Longcock, Sandra Bullcack, and Betty Dillweed are invited to dine with Jesus at his Hollywood mansion. Jesus purchased the mansion with money he stole from the Catholic Church. Saint Peter, is the Butler at the mansion an…
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Jesus On Toast Tastes Like A Hangnail
Harry Berry from Muskogee Wisconsin saw Jesus on a piece of toast. Being a god-fearing Catholic, he ate his god. And then puked. Harry then switched to Buddhism because “The Buddists don’t make you eat shit, do they? I ate that toast and it tasted…
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HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"
Stanford,Conn-Wrestlemania is the WWE's version of the superbowl. It the event where the biggest matches are shown on the grandest stage. And no match is bigger than the one announced at WWE headquarters this week. HHH is one of the WWE's top...
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George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"
WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush returned from the fourth Summit of the Americas held in Mar del Plata, Argentina on Monday with his tail between his legs, stung at being called "human trash" by Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona, and called...
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Jesus Christ Releases a 2000-Year-Old Fart as He is Risen!
Easter Monday today saw Jesus Christ himself rise from the grave and release the longest theological fart in history … This of course happened in Israel, not Utah or wherever American evangelicals think Jesus was from. Bethlehem Palestine, not Bet…
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Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...
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Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019
After a lifetime of hemming, hawing, and beating around all kinds of bushes, Christian Caldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, has resolved to find true resolve by - or at least during - the New Year. “No two ways about it," said Christian, his resolve...
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With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament
The NRA today released its new translation of the New Testament, based heavily on the King James Version. Said NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre of the new translation: "We believe this new version of the New Testament will more accurately reflect the Second Amendment principles the United States and the nation of Israel were founded upon." What follows is an excerpt from the new translation, called,...
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Jesus spotted in Sowerby Bridge, Yorkshire, UK, walking on water!
(NOT EDITED) Ramblers, barge owners, and drunkards, passing through and residing in a wonderful Yorkshire village called, Sowerby Bridge, have seen something not seen in the UK since St. George defeated a Dragon! A week before Christmas, local pe…
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George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"
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Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert
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With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament
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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
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Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019
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No More Homo, You Godless Sapiens!
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Man Eats Record Pancake to Impress Jesus and Walmart Girl
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Jesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!
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Jesus Invites Celebrities to Dine With Him
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It's been discovered that Religion is a lie
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HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"
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Jesus Not to Return
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Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise
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Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled
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Jesus spotted in Sowerby Bridge, Yorkshire, UK, walking on water!
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Jesus On Toast Tastes Like A Hangnail
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Easter Miracle - Jesus Christ Seen in Jerusalem!
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Jesus Christ Releases a 2000-Year-Old Fart as He is Risen!
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Jesus Comes Back, Gets Shot in Mass Shooting
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Fratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!
