London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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Cuba joined the European Union
Year 6012: Cuba is celebrating 30 years of membership in the European Union, with its government hailing it as the most prosperous period in its history. No longer a thorn in America's back, Cuba is now classified as European and peaceful. "At…
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Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets
Washington DC - Last week, Matthew Lesko was taken into custody by FBI agents. Lesko was unavailable for comment, however FBI representative Chambers had this to say: "Mr. Lesko has been soliciting government secrets for years. Right under our n...
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"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes
The Amazon rain forest, second to the Atlantic Ocean as the wettest place on the planet and right behind Australia as the deadliest, is being destroyed at paces far greater than anticipated.
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Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
Jacqui Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has announced that, from today, all cannabis that is smoked in the UK must be stronger, and must meet stringent European Cannabis Strength Laws.
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Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'
The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.
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Noel Edmonds to Bid for Conservative Leadership
Panda love: A shocking expose!!
Tony Blair Kicked out of Labour Party
Hearts and minds battle plan revealed
Man Has Neighbour Who Knows Better Than The Government About Coronavirus
Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll
Michigan Locals Outraged Over Repeal of Bumper Sticker Laws
Hurricane Hugo Hits Mar Del Plata
Al-Qaeda In Talks To Form Alliance with Ku Klux Klan; Jerry Springer a Potential Stumbling Block.
Government Orders Any Businesses Showing a Profit to Stop Doing So Immediately
Cyprus: Turks Praise, Greeks Attack Greek-Cypriot 'No' Vote
H.R. 2829 Politicians Advance Bill Targeting Taxpayer Funding for Government:
Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...
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French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.
France today backed down on its threat to go to war with Belgium after the Belgian government admitted, "Our army is fake!"...
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Bush: The Real Life Sauron?
Washington D.C. - After the mass pressure of the public, the government had finally released the photograph in question about our current president, George W. Bush. When the picture was enlarged, it showed the ring of power on his left ring finger.
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Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures
After some debate, a government action committee formed to address the ever-worsening climate crisis reached a consensus that these desperate environmental times call for discussion of taking some possible measures. “It’s too early to tell precise...
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The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination. According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re…
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Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to construct a prison for locking up incarcerated pe...
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Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair
The shock and horror released in equal amounts over last weekend when Boris Johnson officially announced his intention to stand for the leadership of the Conservative party, has subsided, but sinister uncertainties are now surrounding Mr Johnson, and...
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Northern Irish election results cause confusion
The Geoff Party have claimed victory in the Northern Irish elections, saying that they will now take both seats in the Belfast assembly. Geoff Party leader Geoff Bum said that he was extremely proud of what his party had achieved and that Curly-Wurli…
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French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.
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Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub
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Matt Lesko arrested for selling Federal Government secrets
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Arms Ban Underway In Australia
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"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes
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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
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Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage
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Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law
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Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
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Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures
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UK government OKs plans to sell Cocaine as 'light pick-me-up'
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Bakri and Secret Cabinet Minister engaged?
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Bush: The Real Life Sauron?
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Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'
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Secret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
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Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
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Prime Minister Boris Johnson Would Not Bode Well For Those Without Blond Hair
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The United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia
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Northern Irish election results cause confusion
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Cuba joined the European Union
